In the Working Cow Horse Class, all eyes tend to be on the horse and rider. But the cows want everyone to know that they’ve got feelings, too. They’re not just raw meat, ya know!
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Cow: “No! I’ll come out when I’m good and ready! A real star is fashionably late and makes a grand entrance! Besides I’m not done with my makeup!”
“My Daddy was a prize winning fighting bull, Mister!” “Hey you, where’s your cape! I’m ready to rumble!”
Horse: “Hey Buddy, can you slow down a little? Cow: “Forget about it! I’m not here to make you look good Pal!”
“Horse, I told ya I wasn’t gonna make this easy on you. Are ya feelin’ a lil’ tipsy yet?!”
“I don’t want to play your silly chasing game today. If I don’t see you, you don’t exist! Hmmph!”
“Stupid horses always trying to steal my best lookin’ moooves!” “And then blocking the paparazzi from getting all the great shots of me! Not fair!”
“There you go again, Horse, stealin’ my mooves! Now cut that out! I’m the star here!”
Cow: “And everyone thinks horses are so fast! Have you forgotten that cows can jump over the moon?!”
Horse: “I don’t care what those Olympic Horses did, you are not getting me to jump over the moon!”
“Oh yeah, Baby! It’s better to be the cow. At least I don’t have no stinkin’ spurs pokin’ me in the ribs! So long sucka!”
“I wonder if I can make this Cowboy lose his boots again?!” “That always makes my day!”
Cow: “I just don’t get why everyone thinks horses are so smart. They have to carry those 2-legged monkeys on their backs all day while they’re made to chase us around. Seems pretty dumb to me!”
Go Cows!
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